Ahhh… Life is good. All the times I’ve been humiliated has paid off. I knew since the beginning I should have been voted chief. This is just like it was at school when I ran for student council president. Every body picked the other person and regretted it later. Eventually he was impeached and I was class president. I also remember when Ralph was bad mouthing my hunters. He said we were cowards and couldn’t catch anything. We showed him! He is stuck on the other side of the island with no meat and only fruit to eat. On our side we’re eating meat almost every night so our side is so clean and smells great. Ralph should be jealous of us. He is still worried about the fire. They think we’ll actually get rescued! Hahahaha! Even if we keep the fire going, no boat or plane will see us or stop for us. His idea of being rescued is wasting all of our time. At least nobody has to worry about the beastie anymore. We were finally able to find and kill it. At least I think that was the beast. If it wasn’t we’ll just do the dance again. We were also able to get rid of that fat lard! Roger pulled the lever and released the boulder. It rolled down and I was afraid it would miss him. It must have hit a small rock or log and bounced in the path of Piggy. It smacked piggy and blew up the conch. My whole tribe cheered and then we advanced on Ralph. I through a spear at Ralph and hit his rib. Me and Ralph started fighting on the top but he got away… We still got Samneric as prisoners and are gonna use them to get Ralph. We’ll catch him soon.